Caution! Entering Tech Support Zone.

One of my clients is a law firm that handles personnel injury claims. In
my struggle to give their new server a name, besides server, I came up
with ouch.

I would like to change it to something a little more respectable but I
still have the same "what to name it" problem. I have already ruled out
quityerbellyachin and youoweme.

I could name it with their initials but that has changed a few times over
the ~15 years I've worked with them. I think they keep me around because
they feel sorry for me.

So. What to name their server ...?

Exiting Tech Support Zone. Have a nice day.