# Science Project

**URL:** <https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544>\
**Category:** Chatting over the Back Fence\
**Created:** [September 25, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544 "2013-09-25T03:09:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/1 "2013-09-25T03:09:48Z")

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Being the experimental sort, I crossed an anteater with a giraffe. I don’t  
know what to call it but it sure does have a lot of sinus problems.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/2 "2013-09-25T06:07:04Z")

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On 9/24/2013 8:09 PM, Bob Crandell wrote:[color=blue]

> Being the experimental sort, I crossed an anteater with a giraffe. I don’t  
> know what to call it but it sure does have a lot of sinus problems.  
> [/color]  
> In the Air Force we crossed a Navaho Indian with an Alligator. We ended  
> up with a bunch of Navigators.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/3 "2013-09-25T17:04:55Z")

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We have a big family so we crossed a turkey with a centipede and had  
enough drumsticks for everyone.

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Kim - 9/25/2013 8:04:24 AM

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/4 "2013-09-25T22:20:01Z")

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On Wed, 25 Sep 2013 14:04:55 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
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> We have a big family so we crossed a turkey with a centipede and had  
> enough drumsticks for everyone.[/color]

But the drumsticks were /really/ small.

Jim

–  
Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10  
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/5 "2013-09-25T22:41:37Z")

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Way to break the flow of the thread!

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Kim - 9/25/2013 1:41:24 PM

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/6 "2013-09-26T00:23:55Z")

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kgroneman wrote:  
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> Way to break the flow of the thread![/color]

I am dumber for having read this thread.

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Does this washcloth smell like chloroform?

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 2:38am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/7 "2013-09-26T02:38:46Z")

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On Wed, 25 Sep 2013 19:41:37 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
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> Way to break the flow of the thread![/color]

Well, _I_ thought it was funny. [sulk]

Jim

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Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10  
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/8 "2013-09-26T18:33:00Z")

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Hey Jim Henderson,  
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> Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk][/color]

Irrelevant! 🙂

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Kim - 9/26/2013 9:32:53 AM

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/9 "2013-09-26T18:33:28Z")

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Hey Joseph Marton,  
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> I am dumber for having read this thread.[/color]

I’m dumber for having participated in it.

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Kim - 9/26/2013 9:33:19 AM

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/10 "2013-09-26T20:07:19Z")

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On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:33:00 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
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> Hey Jim Henderson,  
> [color=green]
> 
> > Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk][/color]
> 
> Irrelevant! :-)[/color]

I disagree! 🙂

Jim

–  
Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10  
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

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**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/11 "2013-09-27T00:40:48Z")

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kgroneman wrote:  
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> Hey Joseph Marton,  
> [color=green]
> 
> > I am dumber for having read this thread.[/color]
> 
> I’m dumber for having participated in it.  
> [/color]  
> “Well”, said the man pulling up his pajamas, “that about covers it.”

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/12 "2013-09-30T20:18:14Z")

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“I see” said the wise man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

–  
Kim - 9/30/2013 11:17:42 AM

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/13 "2013-09-30T20:35:40Z")

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Jim Henderson wrote:  
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> On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:33:00 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
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> 
> > Hey Jim Henderson,  
> > [color=darkred]
> > 
> > > Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk][/color]
> > 
> > Irrelevant! :-)[/color]
> 
> I disagree! 🙂
> 
> Jim
> 
> [/color]  
> Stop it! You are giving me the crepes.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/14 "2013-09-30T20:53:49Z")

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Jim Henderson wrote:  
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> On Wed, 25 Sep 2013 14:04:55 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
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> 
> > We have a big family so we crossed a turkey with a centipede and had  
> > enough drumsticks for everyone.[/color]
> 
> But the drumsticks were /really/ small.
> 
> Jim
> 
> [/color]  
> You have the opportunity now to join our campaign to help stamp out bare  
> feet.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/15 "2013-09-30T21:18:53Z")

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On Mon, 30 Sep 2013 17:35:40 +0000, Bob Crandell wrote:  
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> Jim Henderson wrote:  
> [color=green]
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> > On Thu, 26 Sep 2013 15:33:00 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
> > [color=darkred]
> > 
> > > Hey Jim Henderson,
> > > 
> > > > Well, I thought it was funny. [sulk]
> > > 
> > > Irrelevant! :-)[/color]
> > 
> > I disagree! 🙂
> > 
> > Jim
> > 
> > [/color]  
> > Stop it! You are giving me the crepes.[/color]

Would you like some more? 😉

Jim

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Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/16 "2013-09-30T21:19:12Z")

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On Mon, 30 Sep 2013 17:18:14 +0000, kgroneman wrote:  
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> “I see” said the wise man as he picked up his hammer and saw.[/color]

Why did I read “as he pickled up his hammer and saw”?

Jim

–  
Jim Henderson, CNA6, CDE, CNI, LPIC-1, CLA10, CLP10  
Novell/SUSE/NetIQ Knowledge Partner

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/17 "2013-09-30T23:43:24Z")

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Hey Jim Henderson,  
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> Why did I read “as he pickled up his hammer and saw”?[/color]

Because you skim read like I do? I thought you were a better proof  
reader than I am. (I admit, I’m terrible BECAUSE of the way I read)

–  
Kim - 9/30/2013 2:42:31 PM

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/18 "2013-09-30T23:44:55Z")

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Hey Jim Henderson,  
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> Would you like some more?[/color]

I do! With a little fresh lemon juice and sugar sprinkled on it. Mmmm.

–  
Kim - 9/30/2013 2:44:03 PM

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/19 "2013-09-30T23:45:55Z")

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Hey Bob Crandell,  
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> You have the opportunity now to join our campaign to help stamp out  
> bare feet.[/color]

No shirt, no shoes, no problem.

–  
Kim - 9/30/2013 2:45:34 PM

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://forums.suse.com/t/science-project/24544/20 "2013-10-01T01:47:31Z")

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kgroneman wrote:  
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> Hey Jim Henderson,  
> [color=green]
> 
> > Why did I read “as he pickled up his hammer and saw”?[/color]
> 
> Because you skim read like I do? I thought you were a better proof  
> reader than I am. (I admit, I’m terrible BECAUSE of the way I read)  
> [/color]  
> It’s a little early in the day for Jim to be pickled, isn’t it?

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